Auto-Tune the News #2: pirates. drugs. gay marriage.
February 9, 2012 by
Filed under Satellite
shirts: www.districtlines.com we’re on twitter: www.twitter.com For the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news. The players in the news opera include: Andrew Gregory (my big bro). You can also find him here: andrewgregorymusic.com Ruth Marcus on gay marriage Kiran Chetry on marijuana Sean Hannity and Hillary Clinton on pirates Katie Couric on melting ice Lyrics: RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front First of all, to have a state like Iowa MG: Whatchoo tryna say about Iowa RM: Not the east coast state MG: East coast RM: Not the left coast state MG: Left coast RM: In a decision written by a republican appointee MG: shawty, now you sounding so fine Give me your number, we can bump and grind Talkin about politics all night Leavin the club in the mornin light If we get carried away We might get gay-married today KC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana MG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me KC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroin, cocaine, and meth? MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes! AG: I’m an angry gorilla. I heard you needed me (ooh ooh ah ah) SH: Now that Captain Phillips has been successfully rescued The president has decided to step in front of the spotlight AG: Ooh, I’m angry! You can’t see it, but my forehead’s veiny SH: And even take some credit for authorizing the mission AG: Well, don’t you worry, baby boo …
his grandma is the shit too
how much for the drugs?
993 people refuse to get carried away
this is my favorite one
@NickSt0we u have no right to just force people to do something u want them to. sorry u dont run the world and hopefully u never get the power to
I always sing, AUTO-TUNE THE NEWS!!
@ItsAboutWhatUDo You really have no valid points. Our government is not a good one, by any means, and sure, making drugs legal won’t change the crime rate, but at least with laws in place, those dumbass junkies can be punished. Yes, the government should tell us what we can and can’t put in our bodies, because apparently some people in this country are too ignorant to know for themselves that drugs are for jackasses.
I miss this series. I know songify the news is the new thing but I miss the whole ending song with the green outlines.
who sing this song, i mean official
YES!
omg just cuz marijuana should be legal (strongly support it) doesnt mean every other drug should, y is it that everything that is said in polotics is over played, read the words in this text! LEGALIZE MARIJUANA! where in there do i talk about any other drug?
cool love it
MORE COWBELL!!!
@papermermaid
The question is, what does the drug? THC has no overdosis or lethal/harmful effects it doesnt addict etc. To take it on the same level als heroine, cocain and other drugs that clearly have negative effects this severe is outrageous.
Secondly as a ropemaker journeyman i can tell you that the “drug” side of hemp isnt the cause for the banning…but you should read about it to learn whats behind it rather than me telling you, if you have an interest in really knowing
@33Narutolover haha omg you should caption that on the blue picture with the frustrations man
cidney crosby y u no symptom free!?
“…They are armed gangs on the sea–”
“That means the ocean”
XD
“… They are armed gangs on the sea–”
“That means the ocean”
XD
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surely, you jest! I’m under cardiac arrest…Shawtaaay! lol
surely, you jest! I’m under cardiac arrest…Shawtaaay! lol
very thin ice….so true….. *sigh*
guboringatorial
989 people are on very thin ice
0:43 -0:55 did that guy have a boner or somthing
NEWS Y U NO BE LIKE THIS ?!